I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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