I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
These tits shall not be calmed
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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