Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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