he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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