i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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