i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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