I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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