I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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