You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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