that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Randomize
