He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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