you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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