I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I have feelings that need drinking.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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