what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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