Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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