Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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