Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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