Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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