Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Bring me that man meat
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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