Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
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i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
is wine microwaveable?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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