Whod you bang
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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