You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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