Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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