I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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