I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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