she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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