Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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