There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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