There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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