If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
there was a trapeze. enough said
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Watching her eat just hurts me
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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