I want to make a zoo with you.
...so i touched it.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Randomize
