i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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