You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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