i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
