My brain says no but my pants say off.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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