went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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