i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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