just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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