I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
the raccoons are back...
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