ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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