Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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