I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard