In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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