sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?