You're my little dorito
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.