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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave

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  dude are you serious?

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  I know you already have a pic on your phone

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge

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• (516): View more from New York

  whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I just feel like you're using me for sex.

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  I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.

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