I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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