if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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