her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm at about main and main street
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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