i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want to walk on stilts...naked
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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