did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I lost the right to judge tonight
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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