So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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