I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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