you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Randomize