Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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