I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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