are you so shy because you have an std?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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