I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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