I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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